Last night, Karl worked overnight. He left around 9:30, and I went to bed. I didn't realize he had left his phone on the nightstand. Around 10:30, it started ringing and woke me up. I answered it. It was his mom.
"Is there some type of emergency?" I asked, knowing full well that there wasn't. She just likes being annoying.
"No," she answered, "I was just calling because I thought Karl might be driving to work and I wanted to help keep him awake."
WHAT THE BLEEP.